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All righty, let it be known that I do like a good assassination. That's actually come out a bit wrong, What I meant to say was — oh, what...

Okay, let it be known that I am a chronic procrastinator — I will never do today what I can feasibly put off until tomorrow. The above...

All righty, let it be known: I bloody love a hat. I don't have a favourite style or colour; it just needs to have a hole to stick my head...